I put this on my info when I first joined facebook. So funny at the time. Its time to update my facebook profile, but I couldn't just delete it. So I'm reposting here:
Rod's mantra when something is broke:
The mice ate it.
Steering doesn't work in the boat,
the mice ate the cable
Rope broke, mice ate it
Rear light on the boat out,
guess what he told the lake
The mice ate it!
Instead of peeing my pants,
I just jumped in the water.
Too bad he hates cats so much, it would solve the problem - or does he want it solved? Maybe thats why he doesn't want a barn cat, then he'd have no excuse. Hmmm...